You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you

Stranger: GOD U

You: god eh?

Stranger: yuh

You: nice to meet you God. I have so many questions for you!

You: How's Jesus and Mary?

Stranger: they're doin good

Stranger: i'll pass on ur hello

You: are the apostles alright?

Stranger: the what

Stranger: what the fuck are you on

Stranger: slaps

Me - WIN

Stranger - FAIL