Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I'm a terrible person...with no balance


if you were here, id probably punch you for that


wow you would hit a soldier, lol




you know that i'm trained to kill right not fight

just so you know


yeah i know, im not scared of you. because my sister is still tougher than you and would kill you :)


and if i remember right you fell outside in the rain to so maybe you should fight your own balance :)

Monday, May 25, 2009

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: GOD U
You: god eh?
Stranger: yuh
You: nice to meet you God. I have so many questions for you!
You: How's Jesus and Mary?
Stranger: they're doin good
Stranger: i'll pass on ur hello
You: are the apostles alright?
Stranger: the what
Stranger: what the fuck are you on
Stranger: slaps

Me - WIN
Stranger - FAIL